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Naomi Campbell:
Naomi Campbell Naked
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Information:
Name: Naomi Campbell
Born: 1970-05-22
Height: 1.77
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Filmography:
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1998), Ugly Betty (2008), Karma, Confessions and Holi (2008), Wetten, dass..? (2003), The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (2005)
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During a break on a North Dakota office
building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle.
"Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said.
"What
fer?" asked Pyle.
"Shorter hours."
"Good fer them!" said
the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty
minutes was too long fer an
hour!"
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Mother: What
was the first thing you
learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
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Q: What
happened when Bill Clinton got a
shot of testosterone?
A: He turned into Hillary!
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In what school
subjects does the teacher
say, 'Well done, hamburgers'?
A wide range of subjects - meatyeval,
history, meatematics and word
grill.
SamuelEdrickHV
When a
blonde goes to London on a plane,
how can you steal her window seat ?
Tell her the seats that are going
to London are all in the middle
row
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Annetta
!
Annetta who ?
Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus
!
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An elderly man visits his
doctor.
"Doctor, I would like you to examine me to see if I am sexually fit."
"Very
well, let me see your sex organs, please."
The aged patient replied
o.k. "And stuck out his index finger and his
tongue."
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"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a
wife like me?"
she said looking lovingly into her husbands
eyes.
"I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again."
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool
?
She had mittens !
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Q: What did the hurricane say to the other
hurricane?
A: I have my eye on you.
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